"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
when people call me their friend
you play soccer with them in space????????? what
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole